Jay-Z Eats Fats Burritos

After a few busy days, we all need a little humor release.

Thank you Seth.


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I wish for my child to be the red one.
Cccaaaatttsss..... iiinnn.... SSSPPPAAACCCEEEE....

DUDE THAT ELEPHANT IS GOING TO CRUSH YOU! Oh wait. Oh I see. He's giving you a massage. Funny.

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The other day I was working on a paper and my friends were in the room. I said, "1940's musik is just the best!"
They looked at me oddly and put on their headphones.
I cried.


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Jay-Z does Wonderwall. You heard me.