breakfast, lunch -n- dinner

Serving up whatever I want.

Feb 28, 2009

This Is Why Fitz Is Back

So it's been a while since I've done an episode so I decided to grace you all with one. This one's short but it's sweet and simple. I hope you all enjoy it.

Podcast episode
Episode 10 - Back Attack

Track listing:
Fallen Snow - Au Revoir Simone
Either Way (The Streets Remix [ft. Professor Green]) - The Twang
1901 - Phoenix
The Ice Is Getting Thinner - Death Cab For Cutie
Walkinonit (Phaseone Remix) - J Dilla

If you're interested in puking a little bit you can visit This Is Why You're Fat and view high calorie food pics.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy your meal.

Hey, we've all seen the amazing ShamWow! commercial right?

Well my buddy WC got one. Lucky him! Go Germans!

Anyways, here is Fitz's new commercial: SLAP CHOP!

Don't ask about the headset... just don't.


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Feb 25, 2009

Stoned Pillows for a Mintue

So I was messing around on the internet machine and I happened across a post with tons of pillows and pillow ideas. These are some of my favorites but in reality, they're all good.
See more crazy pillow designs here

For any of you who love to take movies as seriously as I do, here is a site that mocks them all. Movie-A-Minute provides concise summaries of popular movies. Visit it here.
Here is their version of "Top Gun":

(There are LOTS of JETS.)
Tom Cruise
"I am handsome and cool."
Val Kilmer
"No, I am handsome and cool."
(They get all moody with each other.)
Tom Cruise
I almost got you killed, so now we're friends.
Val Kilmer
Yes. I like you.



Or here is an awesome take on "Gandhi":

(dies) The way of truth and love will win. (dies)



And finally the best summary of "You've Got Mail" I've ever seen, ever:

(Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan fall in LOVE, and it is HEARTWARMING.)
America Online
Please note how our program was used in this movie.


FInally, here is a video of a REALLY long stone skipping. I don't know if it's the record but it for dang sure has to come close to it.

Wowzas! I don't know if I like the video or the kid's shirt more.

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Feb 20, 2009

Weekend Warriors: Simoleons... That's What'll Fix Our Economy

or whatevs

In honor of Sims 3 coming out today and the political theme of this post, here is the main video:

Barack hits Letterman's Top Ten

Here is a little link that'll set you up with all the promises/statements made in the election and how their holding up. It's pretty interesting and pretty funny.

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Feb 11, 2009


So since I'm off on a trip this weekend, I thought I should leave you all with some great things I've found recently.

1st up: Kanye West being a total poop head.

This is actual footage of a Kanye concert as he freestyle raps to an audience member who apparently threw a penny at him in the show. The language I cannot vouch for but the rawness of it I can :)

Secondly. If you love "FAIL" as much as I do, here is the best place for it. In case you don't know FAIL, it's basically a way to excise superiority humor and mock dumb mistakes. Here are a few instances
Fail Blog


Li Wei Art

Finally - one of the few quality things to come from SNL in the past 5 years.

Oh yeah and happy Valentine's day.... or whatevs.


I haven't stopped laughing at this video for days. Please watch it....

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Feb 7, 2009

12 Best Videos Of 2008

These videos are in no particular order but are just the top ones of the year. I could write "watch this one" after each video but I am just going to say it here: Watch them all.

Kraak & Smaak - Squeeze Me

This video is a completely original flip book approach with a super groovy backing track.

Weezer - Pork And Beans

Calling in every internet superstar, Weezer has an extravaganza of "15-minutes-of-famers." Oh, and the song is catchy too.

Justice - Stress

This video stresses me out. It's hardcore and not redeeming whatsoever. Enjoy!

Wanderlust - Björk

A terrifying claymation/puppet experience that captures the beauty that is: Björk.

Peter Fox - Alles Neu

German musik video featuring masked accompaniment. This specific version has subtitles.

Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
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Probably the most complexly simple and most beautiful musik video made all year.

Adele - Chasing Pavements

Simple, elegant and so fitting.

Gnarls Barkely - Who's Gonna Save My Soul

Good movie references with a surprising ending 30 seconds. In case you don't know, Gnarls Barkely is made up by Cee-lo (singer) and Dangermouse (Beat-extroidinare) and can be seen as the two cooks who look at each other in this video.

Chris Dane Owens - Shine On Me

Probably the best/worst musik video of the year. If not the most expensive.

Duffy - Warwick Avenue

So I've mentioned this video before and it's greatness so just stop reading and watch... and APPRECIATE IT!

The Chemical Brothers - Midnight Madness


Chad VanGaalen - Molten Light

And even scarier...

And there you have it folks.

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