Weekend Warriors: HAHAHAHAH!iofhael

I really just can't get over how creative and groovy these videos are.


~~~~~


This is what I want for my birthday.


Clumsy.


Move over table top football.


The REAL road block.

~~~~~

Make sure you play these this weekend:

I don't know if you guys know about Ronald Jenkees but he is so hot right now. He's got a new album out called "DIsorganized Fun" and it, along with his other musikal successes put him in rivalry with edIT.
Throwing Fire - Ronald Jenkees

A little 90's hit for you to keep the weekend fresh.
You Gotta Be - Des'ree

Classified as "fuzz rock" by some, I just call it modern grunge meets the washing machine meets lounge. Whatever you fancy, really.
Candy Girl (Demo) - Trailer Trash Tracys

A pretty catchy new pop song.
Island, IS - Volcano Choir

~~~~~

Here is a new link that I think is pretty funny.


The Customer Is Not Always Right

~~~~~
There are few things I am jealous of. Not being a part of this: check.



The rest are here:
Autotune The News

Weekend Warriors: Metallic Wild Signs

WEEKEND FRIGGIN WARRIORS!

The hilarious truth behind Girls Gone Wild:




Road Sign Craziness:





You can check out these different sites for signs dealing with: Zombies,
Dinos,
or a variety of mayhem.


And finally you can view someone's list of their "Top 20 Most Outrageous Metal Album Covers." Here are a few of my favorites:

Weekend Warriors: Simoleons... That's What'll Fix Our Economy

SIMS FRIGGIN' 3!!!
or whatevs


In honor of Sims 3 coming out today and the political theme of this post, here is the main video:



Barack hits Letterman's Top Ten



Truth-O-Meter
Here is a little link that'll set you up with all the promises/statements made in the election and how their holding up. It's pretty interesting and pretty funny.

Weekend Warriors: Lateral THE CHOPPA!

Hope everyone had a merry Christmas!
You materialistic jerks.....

Okay, so this is very, very disturbing but also very, very hilarious. As long as blood doesn't bother you, go right ahead. If you're Seth Rainwater, just keep scrolling down.
Build Your Own "Huey Hog" Model Chopper
Nothing like putting together your new model helicopter on Christmas day!

Okay, so this video is phenomenal. I don't know anything more about this team other than the video but I want to know the genius behind this play. Do I hear the "Little Giants" theme playing?
Wait... you've never seen "Little Giants"?
S'ok, sucked anyways. Just watch Mighty Ducks 2. That's the only children's sports movie that ever needs to be made.

Weekend Warriors: Off Key Graphers

So there is this awesome graph site called Indexed. I know what you're thinking, "Oh great, MORE GRAPHS!"
NO!
These are actually funny. They are the graphs of our lives.





So since we all LOVE KanYe West's new album, here is some sweet, sweet justice. Apparently his autotune wasn't working and apparently... K-Dubs needs it BAD
LET'S WATCH!



Ooo... so bad.

Weekend Warriors: Dancing Helmets

Yeah..... this is awesome.

So I'm a pretty big fan of a blog called "HIPSTER RUNOFF." It's a pretty alternative (ALT) blog but the guy's got some wisdom. I mean, he's bonafide crazy, but he makes sense sometimes.
One of my favorite posts by HIPSTER RUNOFF was called HUMAN AFTER Y'ALL. It's awesome. It's a little kid wearing a Daft Punk helmet with random [ALT BRO] quotes. Most of them are hilarious yet I apologize for the more graphic ones. Here are some samples:

Anyways, check the post and the blog out.

Weekend Warriors: All I Want For Christmas Are Sporty Tattoos

So here is December 5-8th's edition of the Weekend Warriors. I hope you guys enjoys these vids and pics. Have a good weekend.

Mug Shot Metamorphosis


This is a before and after shot of a man taken into custody. There is a six years difference between the two arrests but yes, it is the same man. Pretty wild I think.






Synchronized Christmas Lights
You really need to follow this link.
So I was trying to explain to my family how awesome "Wizard In Winter" by Trans Siberian Orchestra was but could not successfully do so. Since it's the holiday season, enjoy the song along with a very impressive light show.

Hello, my name is Weekend Warriors #6

Due to events which occurred this past week, here is a post about the ultimate prankster.
Learn about Andy Kaufman here.




Andy Kaufman on SNL... HILARIOUS!


Classic Kaufman skit. Imitated frequently but never as good as the originial.


Here is the epitome of Andy's work. The fact that no one knows if he's joking or not is testament to the fact that he is the greatest comedian of all time. Guess the joke's on us.




Man On The Moon

Seth's Review: 5 Stars
erhaps it is because I love, LOVE Andy Kaufman, but I think that this movie is fantastic. Taking cues and staying true to man actual Kaufman happenings, Man on the Moon stays true to the heart of its story while still exposing the audience to Andy's comedy. A movie that pays proper to a comedica great of our time and does so with style; a must see!

My Review: 4 Stars
I went into this movie knowing nothing of Andy Kaufman other than his name. As I watched the social deconstruction and personal genius flow from Jim Carey's accurate portrayal of Kaufman I realized what I had been missing. A new kind of humor that makes more sense to me than any other kind, Andy Kaufman opened my eyes to laughs. This movie is awesome and it is all thanks to the life and times of Andy. Each scene was a better depiction than the last with the finale tying the greatest joke of all time together. For anyone who likes anti-comedy, this is a must see.

Angry, Creepy and Old: Weekend Warriors #5

I'm posting early due to a much needed explanation of why my files no longer work:
FILE DEN SUCKS!
Okay so I am officially ticked off at FileDen. They, for some unknown reason, have suspended my account again. Goodbye files! Whatever, I'm now going to be using zShare (unless someone can suggest a better site). If any of you are just dying to get one of the previous tracks just comment this post or e-mail me at "JoshuaRainwater@Yahoo.com" and I'll put that one up. Sorry for the inconvenience but it won't happen again... at least not without bloodshed.


Anyways, here is episode one again if anyone still wants it.
Episode 1 (Better than "The Phantom Menace" I promise)


Now time to cool off with a funny video.

Wow.... If only my choir was this cool.



Now time to tense back up with a weird one.

ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!
**Before you watch this video be advised. It may freak you out. It is of a girl with a split tongue and vampire teeth. It isn't gross necessarily, just pretty wild. Just thought I'd warn you (i.e. Seth)

Good Halloween Decisions: Weekend Warriors #4

As an update on the last post: Everyone I would have voted for the two retirement-to-stocks amendments but I suppose that one was kind of a gimme with.... well you know..... Rosie O'Donnell and Mountain Dew.

ANYWAYS: Here we go. Weekend Warriors... AH-HO!!!!!

An actual transforming Transformer costume. Kind of almost makes me want to like the movie....? HAHA! Yeah right. 

This one is for you Will. Quack...  QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
I searched high and low for the best Joker costume. Not only is this one killer but it has the best Two-Face costume of Halloween 2008. Way to go guys.
Yes, at least somebody remembered the classic.
Okay, so in case you can't recognize this one, it's the Powerloader from Alien. Super original and actually cool since he isn't 35, single and it's actually Halloween-time.
Humorous and original.

Now to make us feel like we're smart, here is a video of people being idiots. 

I don't understand the point of this video nor do I even have any emotion about it besides that fact that I am astounded at how ridiculously "different" it is.

Weekend Warriors #3: Spooky Candidates

I'm not going to necessarily tell you how to vote because you are your own person (Barr, Barr, Barr). I have however picked what I believe to be the best pro-everybody videos. Enjoy my friends.

Best Barr video


Best Obama video


Best McCain video


Best Moore video


Best Nader video


Best McKinney video


Best Baldwin video



Halloween is spooky! Here are some sweet jack-o-lanterns to keep you amused and some sweet videos to keep you laughing through the terror of the night.





















You can see more video game j-o-l's here.

Yo dogs, tight Halloween costumes!


People being scared pt. 1


People being scared pt. 2

Weekend Warriors #2 - Towers And Sewers

So this is the second edition of "Weekend Warriors" - the best things to show off to your friends when you are all sitting around wanting a laugh or a shock.

Cool tower!

So I "stumbled" across these suh-wheat graffiti pictures the other day and thought that all should see this genius. You can view more here.

Weekend Warriors #1: Frogs And Bowls

So here are two videos for you and all your friends to go crazy over this weekend. This is a new segment of Project X5 - Weekend Warriors. I'll try to find something worthy of showing off to your friends this weekend. Here is the first edition.

The Frogfather is probably the funniest video I've seen in a while.

Wild half-time show. Apparently she had been flipping them one at a time onto her head before this guy got to taping. Without a doubt impressive.