I don't know how intelligent you all are but if you don't like Eminem's "The Eminem Show" then you're all danged fools. Here is Slim Shady's newest hit and golly gee, it's as catchy as ever. We Made You [ft. Jessica Simpson] - Eminem
This one is for Joel Bokelman. I love this man. I never told him this since he can't love nobody ever since he lost his hand and his bride. Flashing Lights (Diplo Remix) - Kanye West
Let's view an intelligent modification (mockery) on moronic pop-culture idols: The Ying-Yang Twins.
On a more serious note: So please be safe and responsible this week. I know it's "fun" or "cool" to get drunk and have sex but think about your actions. I'm not going to go religious on you; I'm going to use logic. One of my friends used to make the same mistakes ALL the time and ever since his (blessed) reformation he told me: "Spending quality time with quality people that share your real interests (besides drinking and getting high) and having intelligent conversations and MEMORABLE nights is so much more fulfilling than wasting away pointless nights. You find that the people you get drunk with are only that: people you get drunk with. There is no real relationship there." Whenever you look back on your past do you want to remember that you THINK you had a good time or actually remember it? Think about the women/men you're with this week too. That's someone's daughter. That's someone's future spouse. Would you want some random horny guy/girl who is just looking for a "good time" and/or "non-intimate, (possible drunk/stoned) purely physical sexual pleasure" doing that to your daughter, sister or future wife?
So since I'm off on a trip this weekend, I thought I should leave you all with some great things I've found recently.
1st up: Kanye West being a total poop head.
This is actual footage of a Kanye concert as he freestyle raps to an audience member who apparently threw a penny at him in the show. The language I cannot vouch for but the rawness of it I can :)
Secondly. If you love "FAIL" as much as I do, here is the best place for it. In case you don't know FAIL, it's basically a way to excise superiority humor and mock dumb mistakes. Here are a few instances Fail Blog
Hope everyone had a merry Christmas! You materialistic jerks.....
Okay, so this is very, very disturbing but also very, very hilarious. As long as blood doesn't bother you, go right ahead. If you're Seth Rainwater, just keep scrolling down. Build Your Own "Huey Hog" Model Chopper Nothing like putting together your new model helicopter on Christmas day!
Okay, so this video is phenomenal. I don't know anything more about this team other than the video but I want to know the genius behind this play. Do I hear the "Little Giants" theme playing? Wait... you've never seen "Little Giants"? S'ok, sucked anyways. Just watch Mighty Ducks 2. That's the only children's sports movie that ever needs to be made.
So I don't have a podcast this week since it's Christmas and I'm taking a holiday. Besides, the only tunes you should be listening too this week are those from the "Now! That's What I Call Christmas" CD. Either that or Hasselhoff's Christmas album.... Ahh... to dream.....
Anyways, next week's NYE (that's New Year's Eve for all you non-hipsters) podcast is going to be off da chain. What chain is that you may ask? THE chain.
As an update on the last post: Everyone I would have voted for the two retirement-to-stocks amendments but I suppose that one was kind of a gimme with.... well you know..... Rosie O'Donnell and Mountain Dew.
ANYWAYS: Here we go. Weekend Warriors... AH-HO!!!!!
An actual transforming Transformer costume. Kind of almost makes me want to like the movie....? HAHA! Yeah right.
This one is for you Will. Quack... QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! I searched high and low for the best Joker costume. Not only is this one killer but it has the best Two-Face costume of Halloween 2008. Way to go guys. Yes, at least somebody remembered the classic. Okay, so in case you can't recognize this one, it's the Powerloader from Alien. Super original and actually cool since he isn't 35, single and it's actually Halloween-time. Humorous and original.
Now to make us feel like we're smart, here is a video of people being idiots.
I don't understand the point of this video nor do I even have any emotion about it besides that fact that I am astounded at how ridiculously "different" it is.
I'm not going to necessarily tell you how to vote because you are your own person (Barr, Barr, Barr). I have however picked what I believe to be the best pro-everybody videos. Enjoy my friends.
Best Barr video
Best Obama video
Best McCain video
Best Moore video
Best Nader video
Best McKinney video
Best Baldwin video
Halloween is spooky! Here are some sweet jack-o-lanterns to keep you amused and some sweet videos to keep you laughing through the terror of the night.
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Post-Hulk Bruce Banner. Funny.
Web 2.0 Awful idea.
